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Do you want to chat with me, the Great TorTus Man?
Do you want to have a nice conversation about Nintendo, the Revolution, the Nintendo Vision and more?
Tired of Serious Gamers, japanokos, revs, insiders, developers and more?
Do you want to ask questions about Revolution info and possibilities, or do you want to send miyamoto a poem?
Do you want to share info with the man that had a lot of right sentences in the ATX forum and his blog, and now is reloaded for more fun?
Now, call to 1-800-tortus5 ($10 per minute, or per 64 games).
Or, if you don't have money, then Add me to MSN: famicomtortus@hotmail.com (only night-service, boy). But you won't hear my sexy voice.
Seriously, what do you need? more fakers? insiders? developers? Call now and you will have a kick in the ass totally FREE!! (ring... ring... Reggie isn't in line, please try later... btw, Reggie wants your mom... to play with the DS... of course... :P ). With the Tortus Hot Line or Hot Mail you won't have any more Insider guy (faker guy). Tortus is a gamer as you, and Tortus can understand you... so, Call Now!
Tired of cheap humor? then, forget this post and email-me or chat-me to:
famicomtortus@hotmail.com
(btw, Microsoft Live Mail really sucks, men).
--toRtuS
Do you want to have a nice conversation about Nintendo, the Revolution, the Nintendo Vision and more?
Tired of Serious Gamers, japanokos, revs, insiders, developers and more?
Do you want to ask questions about Revolution info and possibilities, or do you want to send miyamoto a poem?
Do you want to share info with the man that had a lot of right sentences in the ATX forum and his blog, and now is reloaded for more fun?
Now, call to 1-800-tortus5 ($10 per minute, or per 64 games).
Or, if you don't have money, then Add me to MSN: famicomtortus@hotmail.com (only night-service, boy). But you won't hear my sexy voice.
Seriously, what do you need? more fakers? insiders? developers? Call now and you will have a kick in the ass totally FREE!! (ring... ring... Reggie isn't in line, please try later... btw, Reggie wants your mom... to play with the DS... of course... :P ). With the Tortus Hot Line or Hot Mail you won't have any more Insider guy (faker guy). Tortus is a gamer as you, and Tortus can understand you... so, Call Now!
Tired of cheap humor? then, forget this post and email-me or chat-me to:
famicomtortus@hotmail.com
(btw, Microsoft Live Mail really sucks, men).
--toRtuS
posted by Tortus at 10:57 PM
3 Comments:
I laugh when people says I'm a fake and a joke...
want to unmask pseudo-insiders? want to fuck pseudo-developers? then, call to 1800-fuckyou and you're served.
As I said... some people won't believe even if I show the logo of the Revolution before nobody.
But It's clearly: I'm not an insider, I'm not a developer, nothing related with insiders or developers, but I'm better (and my info is better and TRUE) than other guys as Tanaka, Aries, aZrev, SG007, and more.
After all, they appeared after me. But, I'm not as they. I'm different, and better. Nobody has prove that my info is a lie, not, even some people has said a lot of times all the right sentences that I've said, here and in the forums. As they say, I'm as Nintendo: "inbencible"
Now, chat! chat!
famicomtortus@hotmail.com
Did they mention that your a dumbass?
I've said it before and I'll say it again, you won't be showing the logo before anyone. After, maybe. Please prove me wrong. And no vague images, please. It has to look EXACTLY like the official one.
You sure are different than those beings, I'll give you that. I wouldn't necessarily use 'better', though...
I've proven twice already that your theory's integrity isn't holding up well. You failed to give an intelligible response to my statements,
therefore -in my eyes- you were proven wrong.
I really hope Nintendo isn't as ephemeral as you're going to be.
'Inbencible' indeed!
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