The Tortus Day
TorTus
Tor Tor TorTus
3-March-2005 (Tortus): ThursDay
10-March-2005 (GDC'05): ThursDay
21-April-2005 (3D Movement Confirmed): ThursDay
17-May-2005 (Unveiled Revolution): TuesDay
19-May-2005 (Controller Day): ThursDay
15-September-2005 (TGS'05): ThursDay
23-March-2005 (GDC'05): ThursDay
09-May-2005 (Revolution Day): TuesDay
What is Tortus Day? Did you ask. Well, at least, I will respond.
Well, you can see. All about Revolution is in two days: TuesDay and ThursDay.
You can believe Now.
The Revolution is NEAR. The TorTus Day is coming (again). And Nintendo let you to know. How? with ThursTues, Tortus.
It isn't a coincidence. Jah, never think this with such coincidence. Now you can know that since last year the Tortus Day is about those days.
You wanted a Demonstration. Well, there is one. I'm not an iNsider. But, you can believe. I have great information. I'm the messenger of TorTus.
You can know that the TorTus Day is coming...
Yeah, believe it or not.
--Tortus--
Tor Tor TorTus
3-March-2005 (Tortus): ThursDay
10-March-2005 (GDC'05): ThursDay
21-April-2005 (3D Movement Confirmed): ThursDay
17-May-2005 (Unveiled Revolution): TuesDay
19-May-2005 (Controller Day): ThursDay
15-September-2005 (TGS'05): ThursDay
23-March-2005 (GDC'05): ThursDay
09-May-2005 (Revolution Day): TuesDay
What is Tortus Day? Did you ask. Well, at least, I will respond.
Well, you can see. All about Revolution is in two days: TuesDay and ThursDay.
You can believe Now.
The Revolution is NEAR. The TorTus Day is coming (again). And Nintendo let you to know. How? with ThursTues, Tortus.
It isn't a coincidence. Jah, never think this with such coincidence. Now you can know that since last year the Tortus Day is about those days.
You wanted a Demonstration. Well, there is one. I'm not an iNsider. But, you can believe. I have great information. I'm the messenger of TorTus.
You can know that the TorTus Day is coming...
Yeah, believe it or not.
--Tortus--
posted by Tortus at 9:00 PM
6 Comments:
Ohhh I get it, nice post do.
Believe or not, the revolution is near, and tortus day is coming "again".
Stay alert!!
Wow... There are 2 March's in 2005. el o el
Ya pero di algo mas...
Jajaja!! Pero si es el Tortus de los foros de ATOMIX!! JAJAJAJA!! Que onda mi Tortas, que haciendo por acá en tu blog! A poco de nuevo andas con tus versículos moviendo las masas de gamers ansiosos de hype?,, jejeje
Para los que no lo conocen.. Tortus (el cual se inventó toda la cosa esa de que su nombre deriva del Tuesday y el Thursday)je. Su nombre deriva de un personaje de Zelda MM que menciona la abuela de Anju.. Tooortus! have you finished helping father?.. jejeje.. juéguenlo!.. pero bueno,, Tortus primero hizo su aparición, creo, en los foros de Atomix, antes del E3 2005,, con sus profesías,, el nos dijo que vivía en U.S.A. y que iba a ir al E3 del 2005. Quien sabe si lo hizo,, jeje.. Apoyaba al tal Aries y demás profetas de esos tiempos.. ahora veo que tienen de maestros a aZm y Osoko.. Vaya Tortas!! hasta tienes blog ahora.. con todo y Tortus Day,, hasta pareces SeriousGamer007 hablando así, o, "Are you Ready for Revolt?", "Return of the King Mr. Tortas".. porque no te das unas vueltas a Atomix... bueno mejor no.. no de verdad.. jejeje--
Ese Tortugas!... bueno,, tu hazle la lucha eh!... que sepan que los latinos también sabemos hacer "fakes" de n-siders y tenemos contactos en el negocio. Y como decía el Tio Gamboín.. "No me falles".
LOST IN TRASLATION:
hahahahahaha! OH! it´s Tortus from Atomix Forums,, HAHAHAHAHA! Wazup Tortas! What do you doin´ at this blog! Don´t tell me you´re saiying your versicles to excite the gamers masses, hungry for hype.. hehehehe
For those who don´t know Tortas (he invented that alias thing about Thursday and Tuesday) His name was born from the character of Zelda MM, wich Anju´s grandma talk about in a part of the game: "Tooortus! Have you finished helping father?"..hehehe.. just play it!.. ok.. The first (I think) revelation of Tortas succeeded on Atomix Forums, a mexican videogames magazine, before E3 2005, with his prophecies (learned them from Aries), He told us, he lived in USA and he´d go to the E3 2005, and nobody knew if he did that.. hehehe.. He believed in Aries and other prophets around those days, now, i see, he believe in the new ones (aZm and Osoko).. Well, well, Tortas! now you got a blog too.. Hurray!! with the complete stuff and Tortas Day.. like Seriousgamer007 speaking things like: "Are you ready for Revolt?", "Return of the King Mr. Tortas".. Why don´t you come around to the Forums?..mm.. nop..it´s better you don´t...or.. ok.. hehehehe
YO!! TPRTUGAS!! that´s fine... keep going!! hehehe.. Show to everyone latin guys know how to make fake-blogs, have n-sider friends and bussiness contacts too. And, you know, like Uncle Gamboíd said: "don´t let me down, young fela!"..hehehehehe
P.D. Sorry, my english it´s like Tortas,,hehehehe
Eres el mejor Tortus.
Estare esperando por el nuevo Tortus Day este proximo Jueves :cool:
dijiste que ibas a poner mucha info del revo. y no has puesto nada :distress:
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